40 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Quote of the Day:

• "The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space." -Marilyn Monroe

A friend of mine sent me this list in a text earlier and it absolutely made my day! The girls will definitely get a laugh out of this one and guys, you should probably take some notes.

Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are Drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, holding a baby. 
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21.We don’t shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s; hers are fake, just remember that. ( you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren’t.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can’t you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.
31. You should never tell us what to do.
32. We're in heaven when you hold our hand.
33. We should eventually get three things from you: a stuffed animal, one of your sweatshirts or hoodies, and a really pretty piece of jewelry.
34. Memorize our birthday. You forget our birthday and you're basically screwed for life... Not gonna lie.
35. We like it when you are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. We don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.
36. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead, not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.
37. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.
38. If we slap you hard, you deserved it.
39. NEVER say any girl looks hot when you're around us, even a movie star. We pretend it doesn't bother us, but you should hear what we tell our friends.
40. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t forget it.